you guys were way drunker than both of me
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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