Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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