I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Randomize
