I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
he shaved USA in his pubs
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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