Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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