He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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