I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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