I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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