Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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