i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
wow bdsm is so cute
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