Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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