My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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