Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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