It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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