i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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