so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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