But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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