you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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