How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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