Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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