Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.

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(650): View more from California

I feel great

(650): View more from California

I just peed on a car

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(309): View more from Illinois

dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry

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(314): View more from Missouri

i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.

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(512): View more from Texas

apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated

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(925): View more from California

Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....

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