There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.