is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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