If i come over, it means nothing
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.