Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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