i think my mom watched the whole time
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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