a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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