are you still at the devil's house?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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