Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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