i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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