He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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