The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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