fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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