Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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