YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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