Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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