the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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