are you still at the devil's house?
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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