I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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