What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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