Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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