12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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