rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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