brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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