what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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