K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
wow bdsm is so cute
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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