That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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