no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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