its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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