Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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