why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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