forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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