You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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