we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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