Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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