YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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