Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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