The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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