so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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