Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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